241176Sometimes, after a terrible loss.
When I get angry and enraged; or bitter and resentful.
I look up
and the world stops spinning for that brief moment.
If the world actually stopped for a moment, everyone would fly off the planet and die in space.
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The producers of Power Rangers consider this an accurate depiction of Britain
It’s not?
well, for starters it’s not even raining
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you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/sboobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post
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Met a homeless guy. Gave him a meal and place to sleep. In return he gave me A FUCKING SWORD. - Imgur
They say eBay has the best deals for weapons. Bullshit. Homeless Black Market is the way to go.
dude i think you live in a video game or something
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